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*n. ferrets
[FARE-its]: domesticated, small, and amazingly cute four-legged carnivores who will steal your heart and mind like they do everything else!
Synonyms:
ferts
furries
fuzzies
fuzz-buckets
fuzz-butts
love buckets
fluffer nuffers
weasels
weezels
weezils
lil' pots of gold
artful dodgers
thieves
boogers
stinkers
cutie patooties
fuzzles
wuzzles
carpet sharks
*v. ferret
[FARE-it]: what ferrets do: search about, bring to light, or worry and torment!
*n. the AMAZING FERRET CAM!
[uh-MAE-zeeng*FARE-it*kam]: the original online ferret cam
*n. ferrety 1.
[FARE-uh-dee]: the first star of the first online ferret cam - the AMAZING FERRET CAM! See About Ferret Cam to read about Ferrety aka "Speeder"
*adj. ferrety 2.
[FARE-uh-dee]: akin to or about a ferret
*adj. ferreted!
[FARE-uh-ded]: having been had by a fuzzy! Indicates you've... been... tricked.
*adj. ferretized
[FARE-uh-tized]: indicative of being completely and foolishly enamored of a ferret to the point of enslavement.
*adj. hypnotized!
[HIP-nuh-tized]: the state of a ferret who has just met a cat - still, and enraptured, and totally unaware of all else
*n. stash
[stash]: a ferret's heap of various stolen items usually consisting of keys, socks, shoes, remote controls, plastic bottles, soda cans, and an assortment of tubes consisting of handcreams, makeup, topical medicinal creams, etc.
(we've even seen swiffers, mops, and brooms)
*n. hidey-holes
[HIDE-ee*hole]: places ferrets keep their stashes, eg: under beds, under couches, and sometimes in their food bowls (hmmm, we don't get it either)
*n. warbles
[WAHR-buhls]: the sweet noises ferrets make when they're excited or content
*n. dooks
[dooks]: See: warbles
*n. war dance
[WAHR-dants]: a ferret's invitation to play consisting of romping, jumping, and general thrashing about with a wide-open mouth, arched back, direct eye contact, and a bushy tail
*n. jiggies
[JIG-eez]: milder versions of the war dance
*n.blinky winkies
[BLEENK-ee*WEENK-eez]: rapid opening & closing of the eyes when trying to entice you into giving treat, usually succeeding
*n. fluff button
[fluff*BUT-tuhn]: the area at the back of the neck that when rubbed makes a fuzzy's tail get big & fluffy!
*n. full throttle
[full*THRAWT-uhl]: the speed at which a weezel moves when caught doing something naughty, like running off with something from out of the trashcan!
*adj. frenzied
[FRENZ-eed]: a frenetic ferret doing jiggies or the war dance
*n. speed-bump
[SPEED*bump]: a flattened ferret seemingly resting ie: a bored or tired ferret lying on its belly, front paws curled & hidden underneath it with hind-legs sticking straight out behind him
*v. gruzzling
[GRUHZ-uhl-eeng]: nuzzling, snuggling, nestling, licking, nipping & cleaning, usually indicative of pure love & contentment
*v. prairie dogging
[prayeree*DAWG-eeng]: immitating a prairie dog by standing up on hind legs & sniffing at the air for a plaything or treat
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